Okay, first off, how can someone eat so many doughnuts.  Secondly, what’s with the walky-talky he’s always screaming into, is he supposed to be cool?  His son, Tom, is someone I just cannot stand.  A carbon copy of his father.   Umma was once in his office and his son walked in,
"Dad, can I get a pass off of school, I have to buy some shoes"
"Okay son."
That is bullshit!  I miss gym once, I’m comin in at 7:00 AM to make it up.  Read up on the  DRUG RING and then ask yourself why little Tom Howe wasn’t called down.
 
 

Don’t you hate big fat asses think they’re all hot and bothered?  He’s the world’s biggest moral Christian when you’re in his office for skipping gym, but he sure likes to talk awful about students and teachers and parents whenever he’s alone with his little office cronies. (You can hear him just fine while sitting in that little chair they put you in before he talks to you.)  He sounds all official on the announcements, but he you might notice that takes long pauses to wheez (he seems to be obesce).  He also mispronounces words even I know (like epidermis). He’s gonna be your principal from grades 10-11, be afraid.
 
 

    Aaaah yes. The mysterious Mrs. Schroeder. Is it a ....? Its very hard to tell. She seems to have no breasts, a lovely moustache, and an incredibly large adam's apple. We have nothing against her personally, but it is fun to point out her man-like qualities with your friends.