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Better Living Through Tristan
Guides to life from the master homemaker Tristan Abbott

True Life Adventures
Shit happens. Care to read about it?

Clinton Iowa, A Pictoral Adventure
We got loaded one day and went around taking a whole bunch of pictures of our town, more of a bunch of sad statements about our town than a true life adventure...the more sections the better.

I Have Had a Shitty Fucking Weekend
Fiction. If nothing else, the most profane thing ever turned in for a creative writing class at CHS. Original drawings by Wesley Reese are more than worth it.

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A Message from Tristan

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Hello. Well, I'm guess I'm back at it. One more time around on the old webpage mobile thingee...or something. After the FBI was called in on the UMMA GUMMA ANTI CHS site and the police confiscated my computer in some unfortunate turmoil caused by the old ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS, Uncle Tristan swore to himself to never, ever, ever, go through the pain caused by speaking your mind in a satiracal fashion on the internet. But what the hell. I don't even have to do the web design on this new page. Enjoy

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