CHS Can't be all that bad, can it?

Yes, it can.  Here's some people who back our stories:
 
 

LETTER FROM:  Current Student

       May I just be quoted as saying "AMEN!"  Since I don't know who you
  (in the plural sense) are, I will assume that you don't know me.  I'm
  one of your typical Allums.  I didn't get into too much trouble at
  school but I had to sit through my share of bullshit classes and had to
  listen to the same "prep" waste!  I graduated this last school year and
  so far haven't bothered to look back.  At least not from a positive
  standpoint anyway.  I was around to witness the longevity of "the crew"
  and knew they, as well as everyone in the school like them, made the
  already annoying process of education unbearable.  All I can summarize
  is that if I had the initiative I would have formed my own movement, but
  I didn't.  So I send you a hearty congratulations on a sentiment well
  put and a coalition well formed.  Consider yourself backed by me and all
  that are like me.  Keep saying what so crucially has needed to be said
  for as long as I can remember.
 
 
 

LETTER FROM: Tim Miller (DWO Member/Former Student)

hey i am with you guys one hundred percent!!
  CHS is a big bunch of shit that doesn't know the meaning of the word
  education! not only is the faculty and teachers a joke so is the police
  department and school counsel!
  i am dusty roth's tag team partner a.k.a. "Millerkind" and i was just
  amazed at how a school is so quick to jump on someone and try to destroy
  him!
  although the actions of that night was offensive in a way i still know
  who did the actions!
  you guys have my full support and if you need anything just tell dusty
  and he will talk to me about it!
  AWESOME SHIT!!! i laughed my ass off!!
  Millerkind

LETTER FROM: TRISTAN ABBOTT (Student)

This shit is great!  I've been coming to this goddamn site almost every day, keep updating!
You guys rule!!!!!  Why don't you guys mention Ms. Lammer's wig?
 
 

LETTER FROM: Ian Willis (student)

  I'd just like to let you all know that the CHS student council has
  really been pissing me off as well.  When they kicked out the DWO (with
  out just cause) they did not hold new elections.  Instead our
  "wonderful" student council took the loooooosers from the last election
  and made them representatives.  Didn't we all vote against them?  It
  says in the Student Council Constitution
  Article I section V that "the purpose of this institution shall be to
  provide a greater spirit of DEMOCRACY " bla bla bla.  Is inducting
  loosing candidates from the election as representatives Democracy.
  HELL NO!  Keep up the good work Umma and Gumma.
 
 
 

LETTER FROM : Paul Berwanger (Unknown, Possible Resident)

   I agree with you.  For red ribbon week I wrote an editorial on how the
  police and reporters made up a stupid story which was completely false so
  they could gain popularity.  They said a couple times that they did not have
  enough evidence to charge even ten of the people with they crime.  It was
  sick that they would pick on high schoolers who are completely inoccent so
  they could gain popularity.  They did it to get a grant for money from the
  state by making it seem that they were great because they busted kids for
  drugs, but it didn't work anyways.
 
 
 

LETTER FROM: AMANDA PETERS (CURRENT SENIOR)
Well, what can I say? I love your site. I was really excited to see that
  you updated! Be sure to let me know if there is anything I can do to help
  you in your crusade (ie- scanning pictures, etc). Keep up the good work,
  Skippers.

  PS- Did you know that the CHS Student Council address is hosted by Drew
  McEleney? You didn't hear it from me.
 
 

LETTER FROM :UKNOWN STUDENT (EX STUDENT)

    I graduated from clinton high in '98 and have heard all the same
  stories as you have.  All the bullshit with the drug ring is entirely true, and i
  agree with everything you said about.  Anyway i was just wondering who
  you were, to see if maybe i knew you.  If you are willing to let yourself
  be known e-mail me back.
 

 LETTER FROM : DUSTY ROTH (STUDENT/EX PRESIDENT)

    This is Mr Anti Chs  himself  Dusty The Ironman Roth
  ex Senior Class presdient
  keep up the damn good work
 

LETTER FROM : UNKNOWN FORMER STUDENT

    Hey guys, Clinton alumnus, class of '94 here.  Interesting site.  Glad to
  see the Miss Weiss boat waxing thing is still going strong.  Too bad you
  missed out on Mrs. Finch and Mrs. McEleney.  The latter puts Miss Weiss in
  the Teacher's Hall of Fame!  Is Mr. Massey still there?  With his multiple
  bottles of white out and his glassy-eyed look?  Have the police
  searched his house for pot?  And is Mr. Glasgow still calling everyone little
  shits and lamenting about his family's problems?  Ah, memories.  How I miss
  it.
 
 
 

LETTER FROM:  Zach Peters  (former student)

Hello my name is zach and i am a former inmate , i mean... student at
Clitnon High School.  You might remember me for going to the Clinton
Herald  with my friend Melanie Purcell about the infamous "Clinton High
Drug Ring".  Also for helping to ruin the 96-97 homecoming.  Following the
Homecoming parade.  Almost getting arrested for inciting a riot.  Almost
getting arrested for protesting them not letting Dustin Roth roll down the
hill. Helping to organize the DWO campaign.  And, like yourselves,
creating a "Anti- Clinton High" homepage.  Unfortunately only a few weeks
after it was created i was brought to the office and told to remove it
because it was violating copyright laws or some crazy shit like that.

Anyway it makes me happy to see that someone is keeping up the tradition.
Remember to roll down hills, run into class telling everyone you are
drunk, hide the stupid video tapes, pull fire alarms...

They really have cracked down on the drugs though.  I remember in the good
old days (my freshman year) you cold smoke a joint or whatever behind the
school with no fear of getting caught.  How the times are changing.

By the way... who the hell are you??????
 

P.S. if you really want to piss mr ware off.  shave your head and write
"Patton Sucks!" on your head with Black magick marker.  (my friend ben
nave actually did this)

have fun.....
 
 

-zach
 
 
 

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